The Blonde Painter

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she
decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to
paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down
to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the
distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds
his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is
wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and
asks her if she is O K.

She replies yes. He asks what she is doing She replies that she
wanted to prove to Him that not all blonde women are dumb and she
wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a
ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said...


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