What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry
me!'
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a
bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you
says, 'He's very rich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich.
Marry me.'
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and
pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops
it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm
very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I
want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.

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What medical student must know

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them,

"In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you must not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

"For an example...," the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them,

"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention..!!!"

Cuba teka kaki sape ni?

Suatu hari di Fakulti Sains sebuah Universiti Tempatan.. sedang berlangsung ujian berkaitan serangga..Ujian kali ini susah susah... Mahasiswa mesti mampu menentukan
jenis dan nama serangga dari potongan-potongan kaki yang diberikan oleh Pensyarah...

Dua jam sudah berlalu. Tidak ada seorangpun pun yang boleh menjawab
soalan ujian.

Seorang mahasiswa yang amat kecewa.. memutuskan untuk keluar dewan Ujian... dia menghempas daun pintu dengan kuat... "Dummmm!!!!"

Melihat keadaan itu... pensyarah didalam dewan marah dengan berkata..

"Hey! suka hati mak bapak hang je hempas pintu tu ye?! Siapa nama kau???!!!"

Mahasiswa yang sudah terlanjur berada di luar segera menhulurkan kakinya ke pintu sambil berkata...

"Nie kaki saya... encik... Cuba encik teka.. siapa nama saya?""

Don't take life so seriously!

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Dance


Rest


Get Retail Theraphy


Sleep A Little


Kiss A Lot


Relax In Nature


Have Fun


Giggle A Lot


Scream At The Top Of Your Voice


Take A Bubble Bath


AND BE HAPPY!!!



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p/s: please kiss something else ok.....

Why English is Important

Why does our Government insist on using English for maths and science?
This is because globally, people use English as the main IT
language at this moment.

How dangerous it is if we were to try using Bahasa for out IT education,
especially in school. See examples below:

*hardware = barangkeras
*software = baranglembut
*joystick = batang gembira
*plug and play = cucuk dan main
*port = lubang
*server = pelayan
*client = pelanggan

Try translating this:

ENGLISH:
"That server gives a plug and play service to the clients using either
hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the
client."


BAHASA:
Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan
menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu
dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.



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